What makes more noise than 50 crows sitting on 50 fence posts? Answer: Fifty chimpanzees sitting on 50 fence posts.ġ4. If an astronaut is talking to you from space, what happens if you hang up on him/her – would he appear rude or call again sometime later ? Answer: He will cut short his research project by a month or so to apologise for being late.ġ3. What has four legs in winter, two legs in spring and three legs in summer? Answer: A Igloo 12. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?ġ1. If it wasn’t for pickpockets, would we need locks?ġ0. Why don’t gorillas make noise when they eat bananas? Answer: They don’t want to scare away all tht attention.ĩ. Which day of the week do Chinese people get together at their house to worship ghosts? Answer: WednesdayĨ.

Why did Confucius fail his drivers’ test? Answer: He was caught standing on a corner peeking through a window waiting for the answer.ħ. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: One … he just holds it up there and waits for something better to come along.Ħ. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Answer: Because people are always checking for loose screws.ĥ. What’s a mixed feeling? Answer: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.Ĥ. What do old Rubik’s cubes and Congress have in common? Answer: The longer you play with them, they start to stink.ģ. How can you tell when a politician is lying? Answer: His lips are moving.Ģ.

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